Former GCISD Teacher Expresses Regret After Forgetting Eye of Newt

An unnamed source close to a former GCISD teacher says she regrets one thing about her incantation to wreak mass destruction on conservative Christians. In a secret interview her confidant said, “She forgot the eye of newt, otherwise the world would now be safe from conservative Christians.”

Just a few weeks after the public curse was recited on school grounds, conservative Christian Tim Frazier contracted corona virus but survived and fully recovered after three days of mild flu symptoms.

“I escaped the corona for two years but within weeks of that teacher’s curse I came down with it.” he said, “Praise God for my mild symptoms and rapid recovery, and I’m so glad anti-christian necromancers tend to leave out key incantation ingredients… otherwise she might have got me.”